it’s time for new lingo when…
I swear to God I heard Willard Scott say “I got hoes in different area codes” this morning on the […]
killer instinct
scary, huh? backstory: i cut my hair before basic training so they wouldn’t shave me bald…i was like “just take […]
Don’t call us, we’ll call you
National Do Not Call Registry. Wouldn’t it be funny if it ended up being a telemarket’s scam to get phone […]
mc crack
i think someone slipped some crack in that McGriddle i had last week. it just be callin’ me. I went […]
whoosh
I don’t understand it but dangit i wish I had some NASCAR Winston-Cup junk. It’d be on EBay, since R. […]
more things i suspected about myself
YELLOW You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of […]
poof daddy
I have this inordinate amount of respect for magicians…even though we know they are fooling us, they still fool us […]
The difference between us
I was watching a Discovery special last night on the difference between the sexes. It was pretty good…a lot of […]
a parting shot
CNN.com – Utah prepares for 2 firing-squad executions in June – May. 22, 2003 Wow I didn’t know we still […]