trying to make 29 the new 12?
OK. The story of the grown ass man pretending to be a little kid — that’s crazy enough right? But […]
Mars vs Venus at the movies
http://media.blubrry.com/proof_of_my_existence/www.stephenomenal.com/se_the_breakup.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (154.3KB)Subscribe: RSS | MoreI secretly want to be paid to critique movies. I […]
the least effective WalMart pickup line
you don’t need to be shopping by yourself as told to me by a portly lady shopping with her 4 […]
Houston, we have a problem
man you have all rights to brag on your dingaling when you got a broad driving 1,000 miles, in some […]
sidelined player
the period in my life from Friday until a few minutes ago (and counting) has been one of significant life […]
Infomercial that sells prison
We’re not selling captivity, we’re selling a different kind of freedom. Bill Sessa, California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, explaining […]
The ABC Store convo
I went to the ABC store (state run liquor stores in North Carolina) last night and I was the only […]
the movie with Morpheus, Jor-El, and Han Solo
ok i FINALLY got around to watching Apacolypse Now. lawd. aside from knowing where the catchphrase “I love the smell […]
churchiness
I went to church today, first time since Easter, I believe because something told me I needed to and woke […]
poor orville
at first the people in the room seem slightly concerned that a reanimated corpse is nearby discussing mp3 players. but […]