of Rats and Horses
1966 – Year of the Horse Horses are hardworking people who are generally well liked and admired. As well as […]
scenes from a reality show
j: who’s that actress? Jessica somebody from the Superman movie? she has a custody case coming up. [a mental harddrive […]
the double meaning of controller
j wants to organize a class action suit against Bill Gates and Microsoft for Alienation of Affection due to the […]
eating my words
i’m being j’s class project for some nutrition class she is taking, she is supposed to perscribe a plan for […]
habits i picked up from my wife
1. pay in exact change 2. ask for drinks without the ice – you get more drink and it’s still […]
4 more years
I am coming up on my four year anniversary. If this were high school I would be a senior. If […]
31derful
HOT DAMN tomorrow is J’s birthday. instead of commercial trappings like cards and gifts, I will write a spontaneous poem. […]
which is easier?
winning the lottery or getting away with spousal homicide? If you’re going to be taking murder cues from the Sopranos, […]