new finds
i found a new Smoothie shop and comic book shop right across from each other and near home…this was a […]
don’t you hate when …
you are edging up the mustache and you take too much off one side? then you gotta even it up […]
i took my bald head
i took my bald head to the club tonight. on the way back to the table my wife didn’t recognize […]
I told the barber to
I told the barber to do the damn thing. My dome is 2 days fuzzy after a clean shave. There’s […]
the media got me scared
the media got me scared that my pipes are going to burst from the cold snap tonight, but not scared […]
when you’re a freelancer :)
when you’re a freelancer 🙂 the concept of weekends and weekdays is very abstract. I’ve been asked how was my […]
getting laid off makes you
getting laid off makes you really warm. you’re trying to pack and everyone’s trying to hug you and your throat’s […]
oops! upside ya head this
oops! upside ya head this morning after getting my smoothie i saw a squirrel dart out in front of traffic […]
the pink invasion i was
the pink invasion i was messing w/ a hangnail on my pinkie toe last night. i yanked it out while […]