my evil twin, the Honda driving Kappa
Last Friday Yesterday marks the third fourth time in the last few months that someone swears they saw me out […]
the problem with talking to drunk people
settling up my tab at The Fifth Season, this older man to my left just-a-grinnin’ wants to be chummy. He […]
Thug Gangstas In Fridays
i met up w/ the old gang in Winston, at TGIFriday’s. I got there first and was seated. it was […]
giving blood on tax day
i went to give blood today, after months of evading the Blood Mafia ( + ). i also agreed to […]
shoes, news and such
i am slowly succumbing to a shoe fetish i am seeing signs of developing. last week I found this spot […]
motivation
nothing motivates you to follow the steps to relighting the pilot light on the hot water heater like a cold […]
the rites of spring
I never could get my mower started, it’s 50/50 between user error and mechanical failure, so i borrowed my coworker […]
no mow
after waiting till everyone else started to mow their lawns i committed to do mine today. the neighborhood mower man […]
social phobia anyone?
this is the second sunday i’ve had to leave flee church because I couldn’t stop sweating. both times it’s been […]