there is so much CRAP on tv…damn. working @ home really opens you up to that…

my recent observations:

  • there’s a huge demand for TV Bailiffs. I wonder if there’s an opening. I had lots of experience passing notes in school.
  • if you’re cheating, why did you take Maury’s lie detector test, feel on the decoy’s boobs and then agree to come on the show?
  • why was Tony Soprano on Sesame Street? that just doesn’t seem right…
  • ubbibonics. when I was a kid watching ZOOM I was well versed in Ubbi-dubbi. These kids today are slurring the ubbi-dubbi…I swear I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about.

save me!