When bad animals happen to dumb people or Didn’t you watch When Animals Attack?

“7.6.2001 PAMPLONA, Spain — Six people were gored, three of them seriously, in the first dash of Pamplona’s famous running of the bulls festival.”

– ummm… why? Why would you get out of bed, put on a red bandana and red sash and get in the path of a bull? Certain people have really strange hobbies…

The closest thing I have seen to a bull in the street was seeing the Schlitz Malt Liquor truck in the Fayetteville State homecoming parade, for real.