ways that me and G fantasize about sleathily vacating the employment premises as 5 o’clock approaches.

  • tiptoeing on tippy toes to piano key sound effects
  • sliding up behind narrow columns and disappearing completely
  • cocking one leg really high then disappearing at a fast rate of speed, leaving a puff of smoke
  • entering one door and exiting from a completely undadjacent door close to the exit
  • leaving a me-shaped hole in the wall