you don’t need to be shopping by yourself
as told to me by a portly lady shopping with her 4 children in the canned meats ailse. I informed her that my imaginary girlfriend was ill and unable to join me.
you don’t need to be shopping by yourself
as told to me by a portly lady shopping with her 4 children in the canned meats ailse. I informed her that my imaginary girlfriend was ill and unable to join me.
what kind of camera phone do you have that takes pictures THAT clear?
That’s a good one! She probably wanted someone to share some Underwood’s Deviled Ham, vienna sausages and saltines with. I’ve been followed around the procery store before, but never approached. I think the guy got scared after he saw me buying baby food (I like the pureed fruit).
Steph… I’m gonna need you to stop eating processed foods! What’s with the processed cheese?! Get that crap out of your diet! LOL!!!
And… cookie dough?! Seriously? How does that factor into the diet?!
SMDH!!!!
c is for cookie, and cookie is for me.
all i can do is laugh…im just not sure what is more funny – the statement or the comeback.
comedy.