At my job an email went out for the holiday menu.

Here is the menu for you to enjoy: pig feet, chitterlings, fried chicken, rice & gravy, macaroni & cheese, black-eyed peas, mustard greens, candied yams and vegetarian-quiche.

I’m not going to tell you where I work, but one might assume it’s in the south and thick with melanin. and for all who don’t get down with pig innards, Merry Christmas and enjoy the quiche.