Officervations
I have half a roll of Tums, about 9 pennies, napkins, a key, a paper clip, 1/4 roll of Rolaids and assorted memos in my desk drawer. You don’t want to know what’s on my desk.
My lotion is the community lotion. Everyone that stops by takes a squeeze.
Jergens Ultra Healing. Extra Dry.
Freeing elbows, toes, and knuckles of unsightly ash is my contribution to society.