From VH1.com:
“Jackass” stuntman Steve-O isn’t obscene, he’s an American hero, according to the show’s star, Johnny Knoxville.
Steve-O, whose real name is Stephen Glover, faces obscenity and assault charges stemming from a Louisiana nightclub performance in which he stapled his scrotum to his thigh.
staple is not a verb that made my short list for that area.