in light of this Martha Stewart jail thing…I’m thinking, if I had the option, I’d probably take some type of corporal punishment, probably caning in Times Square perhaps. Something unpleasant enough for me to regret doing it and serve as a deterrent. If it were televised that would weigh heavily.
Because prison time would really cut into my schedule, you know?
Maybe she can clean and organize my house.
Secret fantasy: Martha takes up residence then proceeds to remodel Davidson County Jail. Mauve would be a nice touch.