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  • American Idol – i know just what I hear around the watercooler and on every frickin news channel, about this Sanjaya not being able to sing.
  • 24 – can one man really have so many bad days without taking a leak?
  • James Bond – i’ve only seen for sure, Moonraker, The Living Daylights, For Your Eyes Only, and the Pierce Brosnan one where he’s handcuffed to the chick on the motorcycle. I do plan on seeing Casino Royale.
  • Harry Potter – maybe 1/2 of 2 movies. none of the books
  • Watching Sports – plus playing them in real life and also…
  • Madden Football video games – just bought like the version from last year but haven’t played it. I was down with it in the days of Sega Genesis, but I’m still sick at EA for putting the 2K Sports/ESPN football franchise out of business by buying up the NFL rights
  • Pirates of the Caribbean – I haven’t seen any of them yet
  • Scrubs – it’s aight. why all the fuss?
  • A.dam Sa.ndler – i must be the only person who doesn’t think he’s that funny
  • Ha.lle Berry and Beyon.ce – sue me