my $220 million dollar fantasy
split screen interview on the Today show the morning after the big game, talking from an undisclosed location
Katie: How does it feel to be a millionaire?
Me: pretty damn good, Katie
Katie: What’s the first thing you’re going to do?
Me: sleep in late, every day, forever.
Katie: What’s the biggest change you’re going to go through?
Me: I’m going to do the same thing I’ve always been doing, except for that going to work thing <offstage guffaws>
<my cell rings> bling! bling!
Me: Hello? Huh? Sanaa, how you get my number? Girl, you must be trying to get me divorced — Oh. Um, Imma let you go, then. Bye. Katie I gotta go. I’ve got nothing to do all day and I’m behind.