disturbing, yet I’ll be curious to see how it ends up
In wax, Beyonce’s got to have the right bounce
By Howard Gensler
gensleh@phillynews.com
EVEN WAX MUSEUMS have to change with the times.
It’s not surprising that Madame Tussauds is creating a sculpture of Beyonce. What is surprising is that according to the London Sun, the museum’s wax wizards have been working for the last three months to create a moving bottom for the faux Beyonce to ensure that the wax figure does the Beyonce bounce.
When she’s not on tour or at the Beanie Sigel trial, Beyonce has reportedly been making secret visits to the museum to make sure the booty makers gets the booty shaker just right.
You know, I think that it’s beautiful that she’s taking charge and overseeing her booty making…’cause if it were me, I’d want them to get it right too.
Well it took the good lawd nine months to make that rump flawless as it is, so they better put in OT trying to recreate it!
I’m both grossed out and amazed. Is that possible?
so many questions about booty bionics.
hydraulics? independent cheek suspension? does Jigga have one on back order?