According to Redbook Magazine, where you sit in the movie theater says a lot about you.
For example, if you sit in the front, you are outgoing, fun loving, competitive and easily bored.
If you sit in the back, you are independent and don’t like being told what to do.
If you are one of those movie-goers who like sitting in the side seats, you are considered quiet and don’t like being crowded.
And if you sit in the middle seats, you are flexible, diplomatic, easygoing, a good listener and good at keeping secrets.

ok…but what about the [expletive deleted] seat kickers, screen talkers and phone answerers who sit near you?