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Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.

Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.

Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.

Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.

Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.

Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.

Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.

Relationship
3/25/1999 – 7/4/2004

Our Relationship was an entity unto itself. Healthy and vibrant, full of life, ready to conquer the world.

We’ve decided to sell the house, and split the equity. She’s getting the master bedroom and dining room, the loft furniture, washer and dryer (was hers originally), her futon. I’m getting most of the basement, the living room, the kitchen stuff and probably the entertainment system.

Over the years, Relationship started to slowly fail, but we didn’t notice the symptoms.

After divvying up our assests and discussing our anniversary night’s plan, my grandparents call to wish us happy anniversary and “many many more”. They are so so happy on the phone. I don’t have the heart to tell them. I lie by omission and look at j on the other line.

We’re just getting past grieving Relationship’s demise, and realizing that life goes on…

I told my married-with-a-kid friend X about the current situation and he went on the “we had a pact!” riff from Seinfeld, one of our favorite story lines, that we were now living. My take on his take of it was almost as if I had gotten away with a rare feat. “I wouldn’t fare as well as you did if I tried to do that.” Which indicated to me that he’d contemplated getting out and that everyone has some degree of misery in their relationship. I noted that now makes two of us from his wedding party.

Relationship is survived by S and J and leaves no children

All the advice that i’d been giving my perennially single frat brother Z now sounds like a lot of bullshit, since I’m staring the concept of being single again.
now I’ll have to walk the talk. I have realized that I have taken comfort in knowing I’m in a Relationship, even if it’s not the best relationship, that it was better than the alternative of the uncertain

Please respect our privacy as we continue to mourn Relationship’s passing

Ours was a fairytale story to our friends, and to some the model of a perfect union. sorry about that. We’re both cool with this decision, it’s just the right thing to do.