j: who’s that actress? Jessica somebody from the Superman movie? she has a custody case coming up.

[a mental harddrive light flashes frantically – file not found]
s: who???

j: Jessica, from Georgia!

s: Margot Kidder?

j: NOOO!!! Jessica!!

s: Jessica Simpson?

j: NOOO! Older!

s: Jessica Tandy??

j: NOOO!!!

s: what else was she in?

j: i don’t KNOW!!! help me out! Jessica!!! from GEORGIA!!!!

s: can you give me some more to go on? other than Jessica from Georgia?

j: she was in Superman, um Batman…

s: Eminim’s mother from 8 Mile?

j: YES!!!! what’s her name?

s: Uh, I don’t remember. She used to be married to Alec Baldwin.

j: yes! they can’t agree on custody so they are going to court.

s: you know I’m blogging this, right? (s would be stuck on ‘Jessica’ for a while before the name Kim Bassinger came back to him)