j: have you seen the Justin Timberlake video?
s: no, where did you see it?
j: it’s everywhere!
s: it’s not where I’m at. where did you see it?
j: it’s everywhere?
s: like where? it’s not on here.
(i swear we went thru the Abbott and Costello routine one more time)
j: when I’m with A I hear it and when i’m with R it’s on.

she finds the video online and begs me to watch. It’s very “The Way You Make Me Feel” 2002.
I was about to call him the White Michael Jackson but that would be redundant.