why does it have to be so difficult? / courting the asshole
i brought in a college yearbook for a coworker to see, she was in several pictures, even though she only went for a semester.
“Can I borrow it so my sister can see?”
Sure, no problem [my first mistake]
Cut to two months later. Where is my book?
Can you bring it next week?
“Yes, I’ll bring it on Monday”
The week passes. Can you bring it tomorrow?
“Oh I forgot, I’ll bring it tomorrow”
That was 2 days ago.
what the hell? I’m about to go into asshole mode over some simple shit. just bring the book. I only have 2 settings. Cool and Asshole. [J can verify]
Been cool all this time, trying not to flip that switch.
so with all this time on my hands [the devil’s workshop indeed] to think about it and her failure to return my emails I conclude that she:
a) damaged it
b) lost it
c) decided to keep it [doubly trifling, since my name’s engraved on the cover]
c) is slack as hell
I’m tired of giving people the benefit of the doubt and they end up being more slack than the last slack person I dealt with.
just come clean or bring the damn book. what do I have to do? call you every day at 4:00 o’clock to remind you?
…got me lookin crazy…
[history] someone stole my freshman class yearbook out of my bachelor pad- sad, since it would have to be someone I know well and went to school with…
Do you need me to rough her up? I’ll do it!
You need to go to the lady’s house and pick up the book! Just tell her, “Hey, I was gonna swing by your crib to pick up my yearbook since I’ll be over that way.” She’ll have no excuse. If she does, she lost it. Don’t ever loan out books or cds to anyone that doesn’t live down the street…or next door for that matter.
thats why i dont let nobody borrow my ish besides family. I learned that years ago!
Wait-a-minute…you didn’t tell her name. I thought you were supposed to put her out there like that if she pissed you off? Just kidding.
Wait-a-minute…you didn’t tell her name. I thought you were supposed to put her out there like that if she pissed you off? Just kidding.
Wait-a-minute…you didn’t tell her name. I thought you were supposed to put her out there like that if she pissed you off? Just kidding.
Wait-a-minute…you didn’t tell her name. I thought you were supposed to put her out there like that if she pissed you off? Just kidding.
I’m w/Wendy on that one…although I think seeing you in asshol mode is something the world’s not ready for….. by the way….Did Shawn have to respond FOUR TIMES???? 🙂 (Love you!)
I’m w/Wendy on that one…although I think seeing you in asshol mode is something the world’s not ready for….. by the way….Did Shawn have to respond FOUR TIMES???? 🙂 (Love you!)
this is compounded by the fact that someone stole my frat coffee mug (a birthday gift) at work a few months ago…I blogged it the day it happened but removed it, as my reaction to that incident had me looking like Michael Douglas in Falling Down
While we’re on the subject of office stealing, why did someone steal a Winnie the Pooh clock from my desk? Why???????