Monday we went to Sapporo’s (Hibachi Restaurant) for lunch. When we paid the lady came back w/ everyone’s change and card receipts and said to me that my card didn’t go through. I have a blue building access card that looks a lot like my Wachovia visa, to the absent-minded. A good laugh was had by all.

Yesterday we went to Fridays.

Slow tall waiter of asian origin.
When it was time for the check he was Johnny on the spot. But he comes back to me and says “I’m sorry but your card was declined”.

“it was???”

“I’m just kidding!” all of a sudden he feels jokey.

What’s up w/ that?