the guilty will remain nameless…

for the past two Saturdays I have been called to dispatch a pest of some sort, being the nearest designated man. Last week a bug, this week a snake. I had never done the snake thing before and was not trying to be the first black man on When Animals Attack. but between a sprinkler spike, a garden hoe and a plastic grocery bag I contained it and offered to rerelease it elsewhere. I can’t wait to see what next Saturday has in store.