The girl at WalMart flirted with me yesterday as I talked to Janeen on the phone. Janeen was funny. Voice got all high and unintelligible like phone voices on TV. “Did you just speak to a female?”

It’s different being on the other end of the spousal sweating syndrome. I almost hate to go anywhere anymore the way people practically ogle at J-Money. People trying to make eyes with her when they are out of my periphery. It’s ok to look but be respectful, man. damn.

triflin’