I’m doing it up solo this year, perhaps creating a new tradition, Thanksalot. Sorta like Festivus but for Thanksgiving. An awful lot of skepticism from coworkers when I said i’d be cooking and eating alone. Et tu Brute’? (which Caesar didn’t even give a hint to uttering after he got shanked repeatedly on the Senate floor in the Rome finale)

I will try not to have the Fire Department out in my neighborhood.