this lady almost hit me yesterday…I was in the left lane on Lee Street going to work and a city bus was up ahead on the right lane with a few cars behind. As I near the bus, this new white big ass buick comes over in my lane to pass the bus as if I wasn’t there. in my horror I’m hitting on the horn, which on Saturn is not positioned in the most panic-friendly places of the steering wheel.

*bipbip-bip-BEEEEEEEPbipbip!*

I swerve left into the median/turning lane, the buick swerves back right, no visual “my bad” from the wigtotin’ septuagenarian. they stay back against the flow of traffic, way back in my mirror, as if afraid to receive the safe-driving techniques I am all too eagar to pass along.