so i left for vegas on my birthday. ill give the rundown

  • at the airport check in, they said there was bad weather at the airport in Dallas, my connection. so with extra fuel there was a weight restriction. i got bumped to a different airline and destination, Newark. (boo!) But the only room on the plane for me was in first class (yay!)
  • for the first time in a long time, i went through the security checkpoint without beeping (yay!) but they flagged me to step over for the patdown and chemical sweep anyway. (boo!)
  • flying in from Newark, I was treated like a king. touchscreen panels, movies, hot cooked food, drinks (yay!) But I think that steak sandwich did me in. massive headache 1/2way through the 5 hour flight. (boo!)
  • Boo to this asshat at the baggage claim who thought i was a pickpocket and tried to give me the racial profile staredown, but I was too nauseous to retort i made it to my room and got into the bed (boo!)
  • I got out later and was walking around the Venitian stores, and saw a guy I KNEW FROM COLLEGE! (gee!) He lives in Vegas, I spoke to him asked him what was up and he tried to get me to be a distributor for whatever he’s shilling (boo!)
  • the one armed bandits got me (boo!)