i’ve been skipping morning smoothies…road construction delays add to my commute time if i go that way and I have determined I like my sleep more than smoothies. So I am in the smoothie shop this afternoon, looking out the window and this fly on the inside buzzes up to the glass…and I look at it…it’s buzzin…doin its thing…and I notice a little speck on its foot. I thought it probably stepped in something. then I look closer, and kid you not there was a tiny little cojoined fly on the fly’s foot. it was a little larger than a pin head and it extended a limb. It was like a little fly sock puppet. why do only I see these things?

I called one of the clerks to verify what I saw, and ole boy tried to kill it with a spitball.