i have a “come on down and lets have a talk” type interview today.
yet
“please wear a suit”,
and
“we require our applicants to take a wonderlick test.”

“a who?” i says, wondering if i have to worry about getting pee on my suit.
“wonderlick,” he says, not really explaining.

so i look it up. it’s an IQ test that recruiters use to weed out applicants. How do you study for one of those?
I’ve always wanted one, I’d like to think im bordering on genius, but don’t want the stress of ‘do well or else’ sitting on my shoulder.
“what time should I go to bed?” I ask J last night.

“get up at 8, but you like to do stuff in the morning like walk around, or play on the computer,” she says.

she so crazy.