when did I chop her head off? for real. what did i do wrong?
spot the crazy person in the chat session

Session Start (svcharles:my_earshurt): Sun Mar 05 12:20:24 2006
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[12:20] svcharles: hello
Session Start (svcharles:my_earshurt): Sun Mar 05 12:38:07 2006
[12:38] my_earshurt: so you’re back now or going to log out when I send you another note
[12:38] svcharles: my machine crashed
[12:38] svcharles: i was typing responses and it went poof
[12:38] my_earshurt: yeah yeah the old machine crashed
[12:38] svcharles: 1. lol
[12:38] svcharles: oops
[12:38] svcharles: lol
[12:38] my_earshurt: like Sunshine
[12:39] svcharles: such a battle hardened cynic
[12:39] my_earshurt: HEARD IT ALLL BEFOREEEEEEEEe
[12:39] my_earshurt: ha!
[12:39] svcharles: truce
[12:39] my_earshurt: truce
[12:39] svcharles: did you get any of my answers?
[12:40] my_earshurt: now you get on BP and B_______— about the inteligence of the average person and meet someone with a little witt and you call them CYNICAL
[12:40] my_earshurt: MY MY
[12:40] my_earshurt: no I didn’t
[12:41] svcharles: i have no problems w/ cynicism, just gimme the B.O.D.
[12:41] svcharles: ok
[12:41] svcharles: here goes
[12:41] svcharles: 1. United Institutional Baptist Church
[12:41] svcharles: 2. Uncle Herschel’s breakfast 2a. Dutch
[12:42] svcharles: 3. groceries, a-shirts (wifebeaters), and shoe polish
[12:42] my_earshurt: ok
[12:43] my_earshurt: I needed to know all of that….thanks!!!!
[12:43] svcharles: lol.
[12:43] my_earshurt: no seriously
[12:43] my_earshurt: so what did you have for breakfast
[12:44] svcharles: seriously: Uncle Herschel’s breakfast United Institutional Baptist Church
[12:44] svcharles: oops
[12:44] svcharles: bad paste (Link: http://www.crackerbarrel.com/mediaroom-artwork.cfm?doc_id=774)(Link: http://www.crackerbarrel.com/mediaroom-artwork.cfm?doc_id=774)http://www.crackerbarrel.com/mediaroom-artwork.cfm?doc_id=774
[12:44] my_earshurt: hmmmmmmmmm?
[12:45] my_earshurt: I know
[12:45] my_earshurt: I just asked like what
[12:45] my_earshurt: food items
[12:45] my_earshurt: duhhhhh
[12:45] my_earshurt: get with the program
[12:45] my_earshurt: pancakes
[12:45] my_earshurt: waffles
[12:45] my_earshurt: etc
[12:46] svcharles: scrambled eggs w/ cheese, ground steak, 1 biscuit w/ gravy, and the hashbrown casserole
[12:46] svcharles: (gave away my grits)
[12:47] svcharles: you compiling stats for your She-Woman Man-Haters club?
[12:47] svcharles: and water, a slice of lemon and about 12 ice cubes
[12:48] svcharles: 2 refills
[12:48] my_earshurt: did you hear about that reasearch they did on how clean the ice is in restaurants?
[12:48] my_earshurt: no just curiuos
[12:48] my_earshurt: curious
[12:48] my_earshurt: my my my my my my
[12:48] my_earshurt: 😕
[12:48] svcharles: i did
[12:49] my_earshurt: aren’t we a little testy!!!!!!
[12:49] my_earshurt: do you need a >:D