there’s something in my attic. it came to my attention last night. it’s heavy enough to sound like someone walking around like an upstairs neighbor, but it seemed to be dead silent when i banged the ceiling. I went to sleep last night not too pressed about it but today i decided to look up in there…
broomstick in hand, all of the doors to other rooms closed and the backdoor wide open, i asceneded to the attic. which really seems to be a bad idea, going up in the dark headfirst. like i’d be the first dead black guy in the horror movie.
i announced myself. extended greetings into the darkness, and was able to flick the switch with the business end of the broom. slowly and carefully, i looked around for disturbed blown insulation and didn’t see any hard evidence of any freeloaders. maybe it found its way out.
Uh-oh…raccoons searching for a warm spot? You must have an opening somewhere up there. They might have been out running errands when you came up to visit. 🙂
LOL @ out running errands.
Man!!!!! DIDN’T YOU SEE THE MOVIE “THE GRUDGE”??!?!?! Some angry ghost family could have been waitin` for a “bold” black man to stick his head into the attic and BAM!!! Rips off his lower JAWWWWW!!! And you just took a broom!?!? Where was your phone to call 911 (right before that happens)?!?! where was your shotgun?!?! Whaere was CW with her puny dog Ozzy?!?!! Ya took a broom into the attic?
I’m sorry – Oszie didn’t ask for all the hate up in here!!! Besides, the little dog’s got heart! He would have handled any creatures – or would have gone down fightin!
Hello!!!! You know Ozzy can’t handle a grasshopper or a kitten!! He d@mn sure can’t handle “The Grudge” ghost! Those ghost were off the hook!! You go in this house once, and they come after you in your 30th floor office and then they come after you in your bed in your 50th floor apartment and take you… yeah, Ozzy would be the first one gone.
fascinating!
maybe it’s just a bird–now you have a pet!