dancing badly in many cultures

tonight was the first night of latin dance. I am left handed w/ two left feet. I latin sidestep my ass off though. everyone there had their wives drag them to this class. I really hated when we had to switch partners. eye contact is hard for me with strangers especially when i am trying to watch my feet. one of the women had an odd texture, like holding a pillow and the other one was short and dumpy and messing my rhythm all to hell, what was left of it. Then we saw Training Day.I really want to take a writing class but it conflicts with my new Monday night activity.