j: if i were to die in the house, and you weren’t here and a few days had gone by, and the cats run out of food, do you think the cats would eat me?

s: no…you would stink.

j: but the cats would be hungry. you think they would eat me?

s: maybe.

j: they would eat me.

s: look, if you’re planning on dying in the house, leave food out like you’re taking a short trip. and crack a window. you know i’m blogging this, right?