all non FCC friendly words in this chat transcript have been replaced by the throat clearing *ahem* sound

she: Did I tell you that Daniel Craig’s ugly ass “could get da draws”?
he: in so many words
she: Hey…who are you top five stars that could have your pants-no questions asked?
he: http://stephenomenal.com/wp/?p=1524
he: what does that mean? ass?
she: yes
he: lol
he: let see, i’m horrible at remembering celebs i’d like to *ahem*
she: well I just want to know five
he: ….
he: Dawn Robinson from En Vogue
he: Sanaa
he: Cree Summer
he: hush
she: CREE SUMMER???
she: oh
she: lol
he: lol
he: man i’ve always had a thing for Cree…
he: nerds love flower children
he: this one does anyway
he: Syleena Johnson
he: cuz i lusted after her in my heart after seeing her in the chitlin circuit play Cheaters
he: *ahem* it, Jill Scott….i don’t really lust per se, but i’m sure that’d be an experience….
she: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she: I think a lot more men lust after JS than would admit it
he: i know there’d be some really good music, some tantric style bonin and a GREAT breakfast in the morning….
he: and i’m not saying i’m not physically attracted to her cuz I’M IZ…it’s just that I love all of Jill…to say I lust after her would be to cheapen it
she: Oded Fehr
Daniel Dae Kim
Keanu Reeves
Anderson Cooper
Brad Pitt
Lenny Kravitz
Joseph Fiennes AND Ralph Fiennes (at the same time)
David Boreanaz
Sting (self explanitory)
Daniel Craig
Julian McMahon
Oliver Martinez

she: in no *ahem* order
he: um…i thought the question states five?
she: pick five..they all would do..lol
he: ok i’m going to sanitize this and blog it
he: lol
she: lol lol
she: OH WAIT!
she: and Jude Law and David Beckham…..hell..I’ll be a ho and say on the same day…since they are across the pond and all
she: I think David might be first
she: and Common is MY “Jill Scott”
she: want him but the lustful sex would cheapen it all