A gadget saleseman’s wet dream
for reasons i may get into in another post I have determined that I should move my services to Verizon. […]
subliminal DVD marketing?
I was looking through my new issue of EW and saw a full page ad for Friends With Money. The […]
SoaP cleans up
Snakes on a Plane delivers just what it promises. Various species, various body parts getting bit. Big, dumb, and fun. […]
you know it’s hard out here for a kid
value judgement overheard today from a college freshman about an acquaintance: “she just had a regular ringtone!”
daaaaaaaaaaamn! so the parents didn’t know who killed her after all The jury’s still out
I don’t know if we’ll ever know Suspect Held in Ramsey Slaying Man, 41, Arrested in Thailand By T.R. Reid […]
THIS IS CNN!
for some reason, i’ve been working hard at perfecting impersonating James Earl Jones. I don’t know why. That lower register […]
triangulation
i’m an asshole. I said that to myself out loud while leaving work today. the words carried like a piece […]
Exceprt from my imaginary novel, “Closure”
She reigned unmatched atop my pedastal for years. Everyone since failed to measure up to my concept of her perfection. […]
Watching Old Movies
On Saturday waiting around for how my plans were to align themselves, I watched Stalag 17 on TV. Mostly because […]
Chuck, WTF? TWC sucks
Remember that problem I was having with my weak internet signal? Time Warner Cable has yet to come out and […]