beware the browneye women with
beware the browneye women with light brown contacts scare me. I saw two this weekend. take a guess. “were you […]
Like Anne Heche, I too
Like Anne Heche, I too have developed another personality. He emerged while I was in a trance this weekend sipping […]
my right thumb has been
my right thumb has been twitching since yesterday…it looks like a hitchhiker on crack
The bachelor party I attended
The bachelor party I attended this weekend was: A) presided over by the thugged out, gold fanged, caucasian photo negative […]
Wendy and Amber and ’em
Wendy and Amber and ’em put together a dinner and movie gettogether last night and it was a success. I […]
I ran out and got
I ran out and got me a Magellan GPS Companion. the absolutely last gadget I am getting…this month. Amazon’s auction […]
talk about adding insult to
talk about adding insult to injury! You got to have a lot of rage to take matters like that into […]
during work from out of
during work from out of left field Germaine says, “Hey! Shave your head and come to the Halloween Party dressed […]
today is the one day
today is the one day this week I had things planned to do at lunch and after work and forgot […]
Okay I admit, I had
Okay I admit, I had been watching Big Brother 2 somewhat on the sneak tip…what a mind job that show […]